I Went To The Beach That Makes You Old, And All I Got Was Hotter

I went to the beach that makes you old, and all I got was hotter. Honestly. I’m not even sure what everyone was complaining about. All around me, people were yelling things like, “There’s something wrong with this beach!” and, “Someone, please remove this sudden tumor sticking like a baseball out of the side of my neck!” Meanwhile, I just pulled out my phone, flipped the camera…